This fun-loving guy is always the life of the party. He’s a quick study, a good all-around player, and he always pays his shareware fees.
When she’s not playing poker, she’s making ends meet as a psychic card reader. Some say she’s a total fraud, but who really knows for sure?
Don’t let the smile fool you. “Gentle” Ben’s a ruthless ex-convict who’ll take your Mom’s liver transplant money if you let him. Passive aggressive.
They call her “The Call Girl” ‘cause she always seems to stay in in the pot to keep you honest. She’s got five screaming kids back at the trailer who all need braces. Desperate and dangerous.
Better known as “The Mechanic”, he was banned from every club in Nevada for cheating. He’s in therapy now, but keep an eye on the bottom of the deck — and your chips!
Spent years writing a poker game so he could immortalize himself in iconic form. Claims to be a master of poker, but he’s actually a better programmer than gambler. Mustache optional.
Her rich televangelist husband thinks she’s out doing charity work right now. She’s got money to burn and God on her side, so mind your table manners!
You might be impressed with this self-professed poker champion’s tales, until you learn he’s a regular at LaVerle’s House of Cards in Provo, Utah.
Fresh fish, anyone? An Internet junkie by day and Windows NT kernal tester by night, he’s never played poker with carbon-based lifeforms before. Ever hear of beginner’s luck?
This retired gentleman plays a mean game of poker to supplement his social security checks. Don’t let his muttering fool you — he invented calculus, or so he says.
Claims to be the President of the United States, but has trouble forming sentences with simple words like “is” and “alone”. You be the judge.
